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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:30

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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How the Menstrual Cycle Affects ADHD - The Cut
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Still no good.
China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Qantas to close low-cost arm Jetstar Asia - CNN
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
No go.
No way
This Chinese Spacecraft Is Traveling to One of Earth’s Quasi-Moons - WIRED
So they tried
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.