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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How the Menstrual Cycle Affects ADHD - The Cut

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

We’ve Found Sauropod Stomach Contents For The First Time, Revealing They Had Terrible Manners - IFLScience

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Physicists force atoms into state of quantum 'hyper-entanglement' using tweezers made of laser light - Live Science

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Still no good.

China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Qantas to close low-cost arm Jetstar Asia - CNN

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

share office space ...

No go.

No way

This Chinese Spacecraft Is Traveling to One of Earth’s Quasi-Moons - WIRED

So they tried

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Top fantasy baseball prospects: Brady House joining the Nationals, James Tibbs III traded to Boston - NBC Sports

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Watch 'superorganism' created by tiny worms — the first time it's ever been spotted in the wild - Live Science